I haven't really got time for a whole entry - actually, unless you want to hear for the 89th time that I'm trying to learn lines, I haven't got anything interesting to say, anyway.
However, my eye was caught by the following in the NY Post's classified ads (no, I don't know why I was looking at them, either):
Mt. Bethel Township/Pocono Mts.
Exquisite rural estate. 34 sprawling acres of farmland, 4 acre lake w/ 6 bdrms, 3 bths w/ 3 frplcs & guest qtrs. - etc., etc., etc.
4 acre lake with 6 bedrooms? And how in the hell do they get the fireplaces to work, all under water like that?