After having written the previous post (all of a minute ago), I went to the Channel 7 news site (my grandfather was a newspaperman, and I'm a mad news nut), and found a sad story about a 24 year old woman found dead in her underwear at a Times Square nightclub.
However, what caught my eye was the fact that I have come to the conclusion that along with almost everything else these days, website news is being outsourced. This is because I consider it a physical impossibility for anyone whose first language is English to have written "[was reported missing when she] didn't show up at her home after attended a partying at the club."
After attended a partying at the club? What?