Damn...I was hoping to find nothing on earth to complain about on this glorious new dawn of America evening (dawn of evening? WTF? never mind, it's my euphoria), but unfortunately I opened an email from Greyhound touting their new cheap buses, and they were announcing their services on said buses - once of which, according to Greyhound, is "Video! Watch movies and the time fly by!" Yep, that time is shore gonna be done gone dere, ain't it?